#3) Beetlejuice 2
After spending nearly three decades convincing us that the brilliance of his early career was a fluke, Tim Burton is finally getting serious about making a sequel to Beetlejuice. Michael Keaton is also in talks to return as everyone's favorite undead sex offender, because without him there would literally be no point in pursuing the project any further.
The script was reportedly written by the same magnificent bard who penned the screenplay for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, so there's absolutely no way this movie will turn out to be a terrible piece of haunted shit .... http://www.cracked.com
