Hell has frozen over. Now what?

WITH sub-zero temperatures creating havoc across the Northern Hemisphere, it's so cold Hell has frozen over.

That goes for both Hell, Michigan, in the US and its European namesake, Hell, Norway.

The US weather service issued a warning to stay indoors to avoid the bitter cold, frostbite and hypothermia, in Hell, Michigan, as wind chills between -15C and -25C hit.

For once, Hell, Norway, is warmer than its US counterpart. Temperatures were expected to reach as high as 5C on Wednesday, but will again drop below zero over the coming days. Its average January temperatures are between -4C and 3C .... http://www.dailytelegraph.com

"Back on March 20, 2000, the UK Independent ran the banner headline "Snowfalls Are Now Just A Thing Of The Past", quoting supposed "top climate experts" as saying that global warming meant ice and snow free winters, and lamenting that future generations would have to describe what snow and ice was like to children who would never experience those phenomenon first hand. 

That headline was hardly unique. A former head of Greenpeace predicted that Greenland would lose all of its ice in twenty years. That was more than ten years ago and Greenland still has all of its ice; indeed it has a bit more. 

Al Gore, the chief promoter of the global warming scam, who has made millions in his carbon trading scheme, stated in 2007, 2008, and then 2009 that the Arctic would be ice free by 2013. That did not happen. In fact the Arctic ice cap has increased 50% over last year. The same is true of the Antarctic, where a team of global warming scientists wanted to "prove" that global warming is melting the Antarctic ice and headed down there at the start of the southern summer season (because obviously if you need photos and videos of melting ice for propaganda purposes, summer is a good time to get them), only to get stuck in the 26% larger than last year Antarctic ice shelf. A Chinese icebreaker that attempted to rescue them also got stuck in the thicker-than-expected ice. The US Coast Guard ice breaker, Polar Star, already en route to McMurdo sound on an emergency resupply mission (because it too is now cut off by the expanding ice) is diverting to attempt to rescue both ships."