Palantir CEO Alex Karp:
— Jawwwn (@jawwwn_) February 15, 2026
“I didn’t shift my politics. The political parties shifted their politics.”
“…dysfunction, things that never work, socialism, no meritocracy— that’s not progressive. That’s cowardly.
“Half my old party knows it. They don’t speak up. It’s bullshit.” https://t.co/NqGhUST5XF pic.twitter.com/NHm9l9SIPC
I can’t stop laughing.
— Kosher (@koshercockney) February 15, 2026
Islamic Regime government official:
“We went to Japan. We had a budget of several million dollars to convert the entire country to Shi’te Islam.
In six years we only managed to convert one person, and he wasn’t even Japanese.”
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